Heyhey, everyone!
Wishing you all a really happy Easter!
Hope you've had a meaningful Holy Week as well!
Notice, remember, there is no cat class this Sunday (today, 12th April 09'), as Jenna, Jennifer (probably as well, somewhere), and Jolene will be off to Narnia to hunt down Easter Bunnies (Thy Easterian Bunneth) to get Kinder Surprises!
This is how you can get some Easter Eggs too! :
1. Go to Brother 1/4 Indian, 3/4 Chinese, and say the password: "Don't we all just love church chips?"
2. He'll give you a set of keys. You must throw them onto the table nearby, but first, remove the key which says: THROW THIS ONE. and keep it.
3. Walk down to the Shell station nearby and use the Aura of J-Cube (Exclusive to J-Cube peeps!) to persuade the guys down at the car wash that the wardrobe in the back needs fixing.
4. Upon reaching the wardrobe, stick the key into the keyhole, and giving your best attempt at singlish, say: "Aiyah, the cupboard door not okay one la!"
5. Enter the wardrobe, and keep walking. Mind the clothes. You'll soon be in Narnia.
6. Aslan (little, erm, big furry kitten who speaks English) will be guarding the other end of the wardrobe. When he growls at you, tell him that he needs to brush his teeth and offer him a breathmint (assuming you have one).
7. He'll eat the whole box, and give you a compass. Locate northwest, and get on Aslan's back.
8. He'll take you northwest of Narnia, where you can find the Easterian Bunneth.
9. When you reach, you'll find a place full of Easterian Bunneths, and 3 other humans prancing about, chasing them for Kinder Surprises. (Not surprisingly, their names all begin with 'J'.)
10. Get off Aslan, and start singing Touch My Body by Mariah Carey at the top of your voice.
11. If you sing it really badly (or the way Mariah did,) all the Easterian Bunneths will drop dead.
12. Quickly scramble and take as many easter eggs as possible! (Laughing evily at the same time is advised.)
13. Go back to the wardrobe by cable car. (Aslan won't wait for you, and he's heard that song till he hates it already.)
14. The minute you reach the wardrobe, thank Aslan for the wonderful time you had, then pat his mane and listen to him speak English for entertainment sake.
15. Return to Christ The King, and share your story (and easter eggs!) with J-Cube!
Otherwise, we could always just bug Jenna or Jolene for some easter eggs next week.
"Christ is ALIVE, Hallelujah!"
- Fr. Simon, Novena, in his homily on Holy Saturday.
Have a Happy Easter, once again!
Always yours in Christ. The J-Cube Blogteam.